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笑话：武林高手PK少林寺

2014-10-03 09:28:10| 分类：默认分类 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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一武林高手前往少林寺pk，

指着少林寺的四大护法大喊一声：

“秃驴，报上名来！”

四大护法：“阿弥陀佛——贫僧圆通！

贫僧申通！贫僧汇通！贫僧中通！”

高手怒道：“TMD，难道你们方丈的法号是顺丰？”

此时从后面闪出方丈，双手合十：

“施主息怒，贫僧法号全球通。”

高手扑通一下跪倒在地，对着方丈大声喊到：

“爹呀，我是你失散多年的儿子小灵通啊！”

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